April 29, 2017 Dating Site Exchange
Man:
You really like younger men?
Me:
Absolutely. You really like old ladies? BBW old ladies?
Man:
Absolutely. You wanna fuck?
Me:
Where do you live?
Man:
Louisville
Me:
Me too.
Man:
Cool. Maybe we can fuck.
Me:
Have to meet you first.
Are you a pilot?
Man:
Why do you care if I’m a pilot?
Me:
Well if you’re a pilot or a doctor or a lawyer, I have a thing about men in powerful authoritative positions. And uniforms are icing on the cake. They turn me on a lot. I like it when you keep your hat on during sex.
Man:
Yep. I’m a motherfucking pilot.
Me:
Big planes, medium plans, or small planes?
Motherfucking pilot I love that word motherfucking don’t you love that word motherfucker
Man:
Oh yes bitch I love the motherfucking word
Me:
Motherfuck me motherfucker
So come on tell me about the size of your plane.
Man:
Do you want to know the size of my plane or the size of my dick?
Me:
Oddly enough the size of your plane first.
We can talk about your dick later.
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